Gearhead

Gearhead
(From the Man Behind The Mask Series)
An incurable mental condition: Any one who displays an uncontrollable curiosity toward things that spin, move or have wheels.*Any one who believes that a wrench is a religious object. *Any one who responds with excitement to the phrase All parts included, assembly required. *Any one who sleeps with their tools.*Any one who fixes what don't need fixin'.*Any one who's favorite room of the house is the garage.*Any one who has a compulsive obsession and obligation to take everything apart or to put it back together or both. *Any one who has more car parts in the house than furniture or who has a torque converter in their night stand. *Any one who has a shift lever behind their ear.
(oil on canvas 1999)